Time to break out the Christmas stuff!

We spent a leisurely day waking up late and putting up some Christmas decorations. I love Christmas. I love this time of year. I love when LSU loses to Arkansas.

The Mist: A good, but depressing movie!

If you go see "The Mist" make sure you watch an episode of Hannah Montana directly afterward, or some silly/happy show to bring you back up! Josh, Eric, Swanny and I went to see it Thanksgiving night. I walked away thankful that I don't live in Maine! Wow, they got some big mosquitoes there!

ok, no more sports scores

i'm done posting sports scores. let's face it, all my teams suck. except the blue flames, they're awesome!

Sports Scores: Rams Lose Again, 35-7

Yes, they lost again! This time to America's Team! They are terrible! This picture says it all for the Rams. Quarterback Marc Bulger is wondering what the heck is going on.

Sports Scores: Trojans Win, 27-24

USC pulled off a close win despite terrible calls by the idiot refs and huge mistakes on their part. Like Katie says, "Ron, a win is a win." The Trojans are 4-0.

Sports Scores: Blue Flames Tie Cherry Bombs, 1-1

The Blue Flames of South Irvine came from behind to score the tying goal with minutes remaining. The Blue Flames are 1-1-1 on the season. Abby played a brilliant game at goalie for one quarter preventing the Cherry Bombs from scoring! Go Blue Flames!

Halo 3 is amazing!

Yes, i haven't blogged in awhile, but i'm busy doing something really important like saving the universe from the Covenant scum! Come to think of it, i'm really bored with being a no-name nobody 4th grade teacher! I wish i was Master Chief.

Sports Scores: Rams lose again! 24-3 to Tampa Bay

Yes! You heard it here. The once or twice mighty St. Louis Rams, with my first overall pick Stephen Jackson, is the worst team in the NFL right now as we speak, or as I type this. They Suck!

Sports Scores: Blue Flames Game Cancelled

Sorry to inform all you Blue Flames fans, but the game was cancelled on Saturday due to rainy conditions.

Sports Scores: Trojans Win Big! 47-14

The Trojans beat the Washington State Cougars pretty mightly! Great balance with the offense and the Trojan's defense was also tough on the lil' kittie cats! Tight End Fred Davis was awesome! 2 touchdowns, 125 yards receiving, I bet you didn't know that tight ends could be awesome.

Cast Away! Yeah!

Katie finally got her cast off - thats the good news! The bad news - her brace needs to stay on another six weeks! What happens to a leg that is in a cast for six weeks? ...hairy...

Sports Scores: Rams lose 17-16

The sorry St. louis Rams lost to the lame-o 49ers today 17-16. Rams suck!

Sports Scores: Trojans Win 49-31

The #1 USC Trojans won big against Nebraska at Lincoln. The game was not as close as the score would reveal. The Trojans ran all over the Cornhuskers with 313 rushing yards. Wow! Big time! Next week, the Cougars of Washington State at home.

Sports Scores: Blue Flames Lose 5-2

Blue Flames lost their first game today 5-2. Abby played great, getting more comfortable in game situations. Abby's team was down two girls this week, so no subs!

Stupid Disney Channel haunts my dreams!

That's two mornings in a row that I have woke up with Disney Channel songs in my head. Wednesday morning was "Work it Out" from High School Musical 2 and then today was "Best of Both Worlds" from Hannah Montana. I'm losing it! I must live with a lil kid!

Sports Scores: Rams lose to Panthers

As usual, the st. louis rams looked sick. to top it all off with a cherry, their best offensive linemen, orlando pace, injuried his shoulder and is out for the season. wow! good luck stephen jackson! who did i pick with the second pick in our draft?? hmmmmmmmm?

Sports Scores: Blue Flames Win 3-1

Abby's game was pretty fun. She did really well. She dribbled it about 10 yards at one point during the game. Her team won, 3-1.

Go Blue Flames! Go Blue Flames!

Yes, that is correct, my daughter is playing AYSO soccer this year and the team voted on the team name and it is The Blue Flames! Yeah! I can't believe Abby's coach would let them have this name! I don't think she knows what it means. I mean, come on! Blue Dragons, Blue Bunnies, I'd even be happy with The Blue Fairies.

Crap! My summer is over - back to work!

I know, I know, such a hard life I have! I only work 184 days out of 365 and I don't want to go back! Working sucks!

And what the heck! Why haven't I blogged in awhile?

Maybe time for a change...?

I've always wanted to be a photographer or camerman, oops! cameraperson. Ever since I was a lil kid thumbing my way through National Geographic or Sports Illustrated magazines I thought it would be cool capture moments on film. Maybe its time to take a photo class. Who knows. Here's just a lil sample from our backyard. Isn't it pretty! Magazine worthy? or postcard cheesy? You decide.

Abby turns 8!

I can't believe my little girl is 8 and going into 2nd grade. The time does go by fast. Katie and I are so blessed. Abby is an amazing kid!

what is your...

...favorite place to eat out? fast food? sit down restaurant? yummmmm!

what is your...

least favorite place to eat out? fast food? sit down restuarant? let us know.

Katie gets the bad news - 4 more weeks in her cast!

yes! it is sad. she has four more weeks in her cast. sadness falls on the edwards clan.

Greetings from beautiful P. Springs!

Yes! Palm Springs is a tad warm this time of year, but very affordable. Waking up late, lounging in the pool, taking naps, etc. Bascially doing nothing. Awesome!

You know you're getting old when...(Part 2)

...you crap your pants like a lil baby. So, the other day, I'm not feeling so good in the morning after I drop Katie off at work. Serious rumble! Nasty diarrhea! You name it! Later that afternoon I'm feeling much better and I think the pain and torture are all over. So, Abby wants to go swimming in the pool in our complex and I say, "Sure I'm feeling better, should be pretty safe". We get to the pool and first thing I do is make sure the doors to the restrooms are unlocked - they are! Yes! They're other families there enjoying the facilities and its a beautiful day and everything is hunky-dory. I'm in the clear...I think. Well a lil bit later we're almost ready to get out and go home when I feel some serious aftershocks, rumble, rumble! At this point I'm thinking, "OK, it feels like just a fart, but I had a tough morning so we could have a lil some-some make an escape from you know where. I tell Abby I'm headed for the bathroom and as I wade towards the steps to exit, the rumble gets worse, and those terrible ass-cramps start. And I'm like, "Uh-oh, I'm in trouble!" I get out of the pool OK, and make the bee-line for the restroom squeezing my cheeks like there IS NO TOMORROW! Now, I'm wearing slightly out of fashion Walmart swim trunks that have served me well for about 3-4 summers and they're a lil tight (I've gained 1 or 2 lbs. since I bought them) and soaking wet. So, to get these puppies off with any speed is basically not an easy task. I get the bathroom door with tears coming out of my ducts and get inside and slam the door. (The family sitting next to the bathrooms thought I was mad for some reason). I slip n' slide as fast as I can towards the toilet and turn around and start tugging on those stupid trunks with all my might and get them to about half way down my thighs when Mt. St. Helens erupts with all her fury. And as most of you know, when it starts, theres nothing you can do to stop it but try somehow to get out of the way. When it was all said and done it looked as if a chocolate bomb had went off in the restroom. (Actually, this is super embarrassing retelling this story). Well, after I clean up as much as I can (It was really gross and I felt bad for the next guy!) and soak my trunks in hot water from the sink for about 15 minutes, I put back on my semi-poopy swim trunks, and walked out of that restroom and looked straight at Abby in the pool and said, "Kid, we're outta here!"

Home selling blues!

Selling a home right now sucks! I hate cleaning it up every morning and no one comes over to not buy it. Boo-hoo.

Ron's Xbox 360 funeral on Saturday, August 18, 10:00am.

Yes. It has happened to me. That pretty little ring of plastic that signifies joy and happiness has come to a terrible end. It should have stayed green for a few more years. But, no, it chose to turn red and flashing today, Tuesday, August 14th, 2007. Yes. You guessed it. My Xbox 360 has died. And with Halo 3 coming out in about a month...perfect timing!

Can't wait til Katie gets this cast off!

Katie got her hard cast put on her broken leg on Tuesday this week. Its twice as heavy as the first cast, so it hurts her to move around. I know what you're thinking...boo hoo

Milk does a body good!

Our family drinks so much milk! Its like we are addicted to milk! Holy Cow! We had no milk for two weeks on our Philippines Trip earlier this summer and we did OK, but now we're back on schedule. Man!

Angels take two in a row from Red Sox!

Let's Go Red Sox! Thats the chant we heard from Boston fans on Monday and Tuesday nights. But, they weren't cheering on their team. They really meant, "...let's go back home Red Sox before the Angels totally destroy us". This is the Angels' year. I can feel it! The Angels have one more tomorrow night against Boston at home, then three more games at Boston next week.

Let's Go Angels!

Barry Breaks Record! Wow!

Reporter: Hey Barry! Good job! How much do you care about breaking the all-time homerun record?

Barry Bonds: I don't.

Rhain Davis The Soccer Whiz Kid

This is amazing!

Skateboarding is fun!

For those of you who may or may not have heard the news, but my beautiful, smart, fun wife broke her ankle at jr. high summer camp on tuesday, july 31st. Oh yeah! She broke her ankle. It wasn't tripping on some stairs or a rock on a lil hiking trip, no, it was skateboarding at the awesome Thousand Pines Skate Park! And here we were planning to leave that night after dinner and she breaks her ankle at around 4:30 PM. So, we quickly pack up our stuff and drive down the mountain and get to the hospital at 5:30 PM. 4 1/2 hours later in the scary san berdo emergency room we are finally done and we were on our way home at 10:00 PM. Yea Camp! I love camp!

You know you're getting old when...(Part 1)

...you fall asleep at the movies.


1. Today I couldn't watch a movie in the middle of the day after I ate lunch = fell asleep.

2. I can't go to the movies at 10 o'clock at night = fall asleep.

It sucks to be old.

The Tao of Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood is pure Genius! Carrie Underwood figured it out! She figured out the main difference between men and women! The other day as I drove to Walmart in my Ford F250 truck I carefully listened to her hit song "Before He Cheats". The words "That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats", sent shivers up my spine! Those haunting lyrics scared me...that would be horrifying if my truck was abused like that! It stayed with me the rest of the day. That night I think I even had a nightmare about my truck being scratched. Here it is: Women care most about being lied to and cheated on; Men care most about their transportation.

Angel's offense finally rollin'

Angels take the first two games from division leading Detroit. The Angel bats are finally heating up! Let's Go Angels!

Is it just me or does anyone else have their daily schedule dictated by their "Poop" schedule?

I poop once a day on average. When I have to go, I have to go! I can't hold it. Usually I need to go between 8:00 and 9:00 am. I like to poop in our master bathroom (the nice large, oval-shaped toilet seat) at our house. When I'm working, sometimes that means waiting at home till I need to go. But I have to be at work by 8:15 am-ish. You see my dilemma. I HATE pooping at my school in the dirty ol staff restroom. I know, what a rough life I lead.

"Tag Game"

Amanda tagged me and here are my answers...


If you had to be a _______________, who would you be?


1. A famous person from history: General George Patton
2. A celebrity: Harrison Ford
3. An athlete: Reggie Bush
4. A musician: Eddie Van Halen
5. A Christian "mover & shaker": Joel Olstean

I'm tagging Josh (ua) Treece.

Katie Edwards Rocks! But, of course, you know that...

My wife is the best cook on the planet! She made the tastiest meal last night for the Edwards crew. Chicken enchilada casarole! Mmmmmm...delicious!

She's so good, she was invited to cook a meal for the Prez!

I can't wait for football season! Can you?

Even though late August/September is the worst time of year because I have to go back to work, its the best time of year because of football season. I love all levels! NFL, college, high school, etc. Its all good. I love watching any game, going to any game, watching highlights of any game, fantasy football. I love it all!

I miss my wife...Thanks a lot Girly Trip!

Due to my wife being so loving of jr high girls, she's gone on another overnighter. I miss katie. Its ok, I can handle it. She'll be back tomorrow.

Any English speakers out there?

As Abby and I finished a fine afternoon at the Happiest Place On Earth, our tram to Mickey and Friends Parking Structure was coming to a complete stop when we heard the wonderful words "Please exit to the driver's left-hand side, thank you", we did as we were told, climbing off the tram to make our way to the parking structure. When all of a sudden we heard the employee scream "SIR PLEASE EXIT TO THE DRIVER'S LEFT-HAND SIDE! SIR! SIR! GET BACK IN THE TRAM BEFORE YOU GET HIT BY THE NEXT TRAM! SIR! as I clamly walked toward the parking structure waiting for gasps and screams to erupt from the crowd, I finally looked back and observed that the confused gentlemen had finally got the message. WOW! that was close!

Later that night at the local Circle-K, as I was filling my wife's car up with gasoline (Note: awesome husband). When I went inside to pay up, a massive commotion was taking place between non-english speaking gasoline buyer and non-english speaker Circle-K employee. (Both of different ethnic backgrounds - What can I say, I live in a very diverse community). It was quite the scene trying to figure out where the employee put the buyer's $50 and on which pump. The 12 people in line waiting for the dust to clear didn't find it too funny. I was laughing.

i was just wondering...in your hurry up to get to Amerika, could you please learn how to communicate a lil better?

If cheese grating was an Olympic event...

My wife is an awesome cook! Everything she makes tastes great! I, on the other hand, can make ice tea, oatmeal, and sometimes mac n' cheese. Katie does, however, like to have me be part of the meal making process. Its kinda like when you play softball and have someone really bad on your team, you put them at catcher or right field. Katie lets me grate the cheese for our meals. If I had my hand on anything else I would probably destory it. But I must say in my opinion, over the years, I have become one decent cheese grater.

Guitar Hero Rocks

Guitar Hero 2 for Xbox 360 is awesome! The Maguires came over for dinner last and Jeff brought THE game! We played for at least an hour or more. How addicting is this game? A must have!

Sleepless in Las Vegas

I hate coming back home from Asia! We got back on monday, july 9. went straight to vegas. i've been waking up at 3 am every morning and taking 4 hour naps during the day. i'm so messed up.

9 years of heaven and counting...

I've been married to Katie Edwards for nine years. I AM THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD! Katie is beautiful, funny, smart, and 13 years younger than me. yes! She challenges me and keeps me on my toes. Sometimes I have to pinch myself. Katie is the greatest mom ever! And she loves Jesus. Nice. Abby and I are so blessed. Jesus must really love me.

Post Manila

The Philippians was great, a lil hot, a lil sticky, a lil sweaty! Worst traffic in the world. Decent food. Basketball crazy. The trip was great. Our students did an awesome job. Abby was a champion. Katie, Kurt, Matt, and Mike did a excellent job at the conference. And Boracay was amazing! We need hit that island again.